THIS CHILD NEEDS YOU, DO NOT TURN AWAY

This child is hungry. His father is dead, his mother is missing.

    There is a lifestyle choice for you to make,
        but do you have the courage?

    Do you have the courage to do the only decent thing?
                Do you have the courage to INVESTMENT BANK?

This Easter, make a child's wish come true and get a FAT signing bonus.

                                          Look into the eyes of this child, don't shy away.
                     and ask yourself: "How can I make a ton of cash next year?"

Is your life feeling empty? Fill it with money.
    All over the Third World, children are asking, "When is that person at 
        Stanford going to go into INVESTMENT BANKING and end this madness?"

    INVESTMENT BANK for the children, if for nobody else. It's their only hope.

-- The Stanford Daily, Diversions, 10 April 1998